Relieving mass ignorance is like trying to do a detox (and it is a detox in every sense of the word). If you do it too quickly, they will punch you in the face. And the key to maintaining mass ignorance is to make it multiply so fruitfully, just like a cancer, and compartmentalize it so well that it metastasizes beyond conspiracy because almost no one or absolutely no one is outside of it, no one is leading it, and no one can even fathom the fact that they are ignorant or that every phenomena of their ignorance is never, ever an isolated incident. As Avril Lavigne might say, “Why’d we have to go and make things so complicated?”

Right-Wing Think Tank FOIAs Climate Scientists


FOIA (Freedom of Information Act) is an important US law that allows the public access to government records. Anyone can file a FOIA. Most scientists are employed by universities, which are subject to FOIA requests. A right-wing group called “American Tradition Institute” has filed several requests to review emails of climate scientists, especially communications those scientists have had with the media, such as the New York Times, etc.

The issue gets complicated from there - issues of intimidation, conspiracy, free speech, politics, etc. It’s an interesting question - should government employed scientists’ emails be made public?

Alabama Becomes First State To Officially Adopt Anti-Agenda 21 Legislation : TreeHugger

Environmentalists and urban planners are on the run in Alabama as the state becomes the first to pass legislation banning Agenda 21, and all that entails. Tea Party types are ecstatic


Over at Huffpo, Andrew Reinbach writes a great summary of the Agenda 21 issue and its roots in the John Birch Society. I have called it the right wing “theory of everything”; Reinbach calls it “a sort of grab-bag for fringe ideas.”


Absolutely fascinating and the best part? Real. The Official (Declassified) C.I.A. Manual of Trickery and Deception 

“At the height of the Cold War, the Central Intelligence Agency paid $3,000 to renowned magician John Mulholland to write a manual on misdirection, concealment, and stagecraft. All known copies of the document — and a related paper, on conveying hidden signals — were believed to be destroyed in 1973. But recently, the manuals resurfaced, and have now been published as “The Official CIA Manual of Trickery and Deception.” Topics include working a clandestine partner, slipping a pill into the drink of the unsuspecting, and ‘surreptitious removal of objects by women.’”

- Wired: CIA’s Lost Magic Manual Resurfaces

UPDATED: It’s Always A Conspiracy: Contraception Edition


At the January 7 ABC/Yahoo News Republican presidential debate, moderator George Stephanopoulos asked Mitt Romney if he shared Rick Santorum’s belief “that states have the right to ban contraception.” Romney mildly rebuked Stephanopoulos for the “unusual topic that you’re raising,” and said no, he does not share that belief.

From that one question a bizarrely intricate conspiracy has erupted and enraptured the conservative media. Seizing upon the Obama administration’s January 20 announcement that health insurers (including church-affiliated organizations) would have to provide plans that cover contraception, allegations have sprung up that Stephanopoulos’ question was “coordinated” with the White House as some sort of trap for the Republican candidates to fall into.

And we’re not talking about the fringe here. Dick Morris, in a moment of perfect ironyaccused Stephanopoulos of being a “paid Democratic hitman.” Morris accusation and the broader conspiracy were picked up by Fox News, a former Bush administration official, and CNN contributor Erick Erickson. Now the Breitbart hive is getting in on the action:

The question targeted Sen. Rick Santorum, who was then — despite a strong showing in the Iowa caucuses — still considered a distant long shot for the nomination. Romney won praise from conservatives for pushing back, calling it “unusual” and “silly,” noting that no state or candidate (including Santorum) wanted to ban contraception, even if states had that right.

The issue of contraception had not come up, neither in the Santorum campaign or in general. Two weeks later, the Obama administration reiterated the now-infamous ObamaCare mandate requiring religious social institutions and charities to insure their employees for contraception and abortion-inducing drugs. Catholic leaders and other religious authorities opposed the move, while the Obama administration dug in, offering an “accommodation” that changed nothing of substance and merely ensured that the controversy would continue.


Given the fact that Stephanopoulos was known — at least early in the Obama administration — to participate in daily conference calls with key White House staff and Democrat strategists, it is reasonable to ask whether his question on contraception was a setup — done with advance knowledge of the Obama administration’s intent to make contraception a key political issue, and of the Obama campaign’s intent to make Santorum’s social views a key target for attack.

I highlighted that sentence above because it’s the lynchpin of the conspiracy, and it’s easily proven false. Santorum was asked about a state’s right to ban contraceptives on January 2 — just five days before the debate — by ABC’s Jake Tapper. “The state has a right to do that, I have never questioned that the state has a right to do that,” Santorum told Tapper.

Prior to that, Santorum talked about contraception quite a bit. He told NBC News on December 29 that contraception “leads to lot of sexually transmitted diseases, it leads to a lot of unplanned pregnancies, and it’s not a healthy thing for people to engage in, you know, sex outside of marriage.” He gave an interview in October in which he said: “One of the things I will talk about that no President has talked about before is I think the dangers of contraception in this country.”

So once you view Stephanopoulous’ question in the context of Santorum constantly bringing up contraception, and Stephanopoulos’ ABC colleague specifically asking Santorum about contraception a mere 120 hours before the debate, it starts to look less like part of an impossibly complex game of 12-dimensional chess played by the Obama reelection team.

Unless, of course, Tapper and Santorum are also in on the conspiracy, and that interview was just a head-fake to give Stephanopoulos cover.


MORNING-AFTER REPUBLICAN DEBATE UPDATE: At last night’s GOP debate in Arizona, CNN’s John King brought up birth control as “the latest hot topic, which candidate believes in birth control, and if not, why?” As the candidates answered, Stephanopoulos’ name was dropped.


1) It’s terrifying to me a) how fucking paranoid the GOP is, b) they think they can get away with these far-fetched conspiracy theories because no one will fact check them or can remember back far enough to show they’re lying and c) that it works, it totally works for them.

2) Newt STFU. They didn’t ask because it didn’t happen.

3) I could be wrong about what I’m about to say (and I’ll happily admit that), but I’m fairly certain the whole point of Griswold v. Connecticut and Eisenstadt v. Baird was to guarantee both married couples and single people the right to contraceptives. Those are Supreme Court cases so on what basis does Santorum think individual states have the right to ban birth control?

Probably on the basis that “god told him so”.  This guy is the most pathetic crank out there and I can’t believe he’s actually getting votes.  The republican sheeples are bat shit crazy this year.  I think they should be in mental hospitals instead of at the polls.

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